“sheismariel: finalxirony: TULA + BULLETS = TULLETS
I
Para kang HDL, GOOD for my heart.
Para kang OLIGODENDROCYTE, hindi ka mawala sa isip ko.
Para kang EPINEPHRINE, you make my heart beat faster and faster.
Para kang MORPHINE, you take all my worries and pain away.
II
You make my heart beat stronger, parang DIGOXIN lang.
You stabilize my mood, parang LITHIUM lang.
You alleviate my anxiety, parang VALIUM lang.
You strenghten and enable me, parang NEOSTIGMINE
You keep me happy & smiling, parang SEROTONIN lang.
III
Kung ANTI-PARKINSON ka, hindi ka sa kanya, AKINETON ka,
ANTI-PARKINSON ka, at ANTI-PSYCHOTIC ako, kasi INSEPRABLE at meant to be tayo.
Gusto kong sabihin na love kita, ELAVIL mo ba ako?
I’ll be forever true to you, hindi kita pag pPAXILan
Dahil ikaw ang gusto kong kasamang tumanda, kahit ELDEPRYL na tayo.
IV
Kung infection ka, nasa puso pa din kita, parang ENDOCARDITIS
Kung CANCER tong feelings ko, TERMINAL na, stage 4, poor na ang PROGNOSIS.
Your love makes me weak parang patient na may MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS.
Pag magkasama tayo, napapasayaw ako, parang patient na may HUNTINGTON’S CHOREA.
Ikaw ang pinaka magandang babae sa mga mata ko, you are the apple of my CORNEA
V
DEMENTIA/AMNESIA ka ba? limot ko ang lahat pag kasama ka
ASTHMA ka ba?, you take my breath away eh, balahura ka
PARKINSON’S ka ba? lagi kasi akong turned ON pag malapit ka
You give me V.tach, parang RESULTS NG BOARD exam lang.
*Sa lahat ng mga nag take ng Board Exam, Good luck! Pass or Fail ok lang, Basta we did our best, and we gave our all!
GOD BLESS US ALL!!!! NAWA AY PUMASA LAHAT TAYO!!!!! :) P.S. GINAWA KO TO 1 YEAR AGO, before ako magtake ng board exam SENSYA KUNG MEDYO KORNI. :) HAHA, bumabanat.”

—TACHYCARDIC :): TULA + BULLETS = TULLETS (PARA SA MGA NURSING STUDENTS) 

Reaction Formation

Treating someone you totally dislike in an excessively friendly manner in order to hide your true feelings.

angnars:

Sa mga students na nahihirapan mag memorize ng vaccines.

Makakatulong to.

D - Diphtheria Pertussis Tetanus

O - Oral Polio Vaccine

H - Hepatitis B

A - Anti Measles Vaccine

B - Bacillus Calmette Guerin

bloopz:

Top 5 IV Fluids :)

(Source: fluidmindset)

A 1900s medicine kit including ampoules of medicine. 

oddindividual:

Currently studying.

Phases of the Cardiac Cycle:

• Atrial Systole
• Isovolumetric ventricular contraction
• Ventricular ejection
• Isovolumetric relaxation
• Ventricular filling

There! got reference na. HAHAHA!

diagnostics:

Mitral valve stenosis.